The Romanian president Traian Basescu held a press conference with Bill Gates as part of Gates' worldwide Vista Thunder Revue. Observers could be forgiven if they suspected that Borat had kidnapped Basescu and made a guest appearance. We imagine it went something like this:

"Bill Gates, I like you, do you like me? I like you because you make Windows. And we like to steal Windows. Is very nice! When Romanian man have Windows helps him to make sexy with woman. I like!

Real quote: "Piracy helped the young generation discover computers. It set off the development of the IT industry in Romania."

"Now everyone loves Romania! Even Khazakstan is jealous of Romania's manly programming skills. We wish to learn Windows. So we take! Is very good. Thank you Bill Gates!

Real quote: "(Piracy) helped Romanians improve their creative capacity in the IT industry, which has become famous around the world ... Ten years ago, it was an investment in Romania's friendship with Microsoft and with Bill Gates."

"I so happy for Bill Gates, I want him to meet my sister, Windows power user and also No. 3 prostitute in all of Romania.

Bill Gates, you my friend! Give me kiss.

“Wawaweewah!”