Friday Watch: All Dogs Go To Heaven . . .
By Tom Foremski - November 7, 2008
(Hat tip to Tara DeMoulin)
Who says debate is dead in America? Take a look at these photos of two churches across the street from each other:
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Comments (37)
These were made with a sign generator, this is not something that actually happened in REAL LIFE.
Posted: November 7, 2008 3:33 PM
ugh: Yes, you are probably right... But it is still funny.
Posted: November 7, 2008 3:34 PM
we don't know if dogs go to heaven we'll find out when we get there.I think we'll see more than we think.
Posted: November 11, 2008 4:20 PM
Why are the same 2 cars always parked in the same place? I wanted to believe. The Church always taught us that no animal went to heaven:they do not have souls. I read the signs and was glad. I thought they had come of age. Then I saw the same parked cars. Ah well...
Posted: November 11, 2008 4:30 PM
hilarious
Posted: November 11, 2008 5:12 PM
it's funny and all, but the last punch line doesn't make complete sense.
Posted: November 11, 2008 6:47 PM
so dumb. Like the lighting would be exactly the same day after day. What did the photographer stand in the exact same place every time he took the shot? PHOTOSHOP!?!?!?
Posted: November 11, 2008 7:55 PM
Those signs where obviously produced with a photo-shop application or Web-based app.
Posted: November 11, 2008 7:58 PM
you can tell it's a sign generator, check the cars to the left of the catholic church sign. they stay the same.
Posted: November 11, 2008 8:11 PM
How does the last punch-line not make any sense..? Makes perfect sense to me.
Posted: November 11, 2008 8:53 PM
Obviously they were edited. Those of you pointing that out are either so insecure that you had to point it out to feel better than everyone else, or you feel you're much superior to everyone else and have no faith that anyone else is smart (like you!) enough to understand that this is a JOKE. It's funny! Kick back and enjoy a laugh once in a while!!
Posted: November 11, 2008 8:57 PM
Animals, obviously, go to heaven. They are without sin, unlike we "higher" beings. My readings of the Bible include both animals and rocks in God's care.
Posted: November 11, 2008 9:36 PM
old fake news
http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/dogheaven.asp
http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/
Posted: November 12, 2008 5:28 AM
Actually I believe these are real life signs because if you notice, there are never any people in the pics or background. Obviously while the two churches "debate" no one dares attend either for obvious reasons.
Posted: November 12, 2008 5:25 PM
Of course it's a photoshop joke.
If dogs don't go to heaven then I don't want to go there either. Rocks I can take or leave.
Posted: November 15, 2008 8:15 AM
If my best friend ain't a goin, neither am I.
Posted: November 15, 2008 9:49 AM
i think a dog would have more of a soul than a rock. just another one of the many contradictions in religion.
Posted: November 15, 2008 5:56 PM
T: "Rocks I can take or leave." What if it's a pet rock?! :)
Posted: November 15, 2008 6:00 PM
this is a really interesting blog about churches and assigns to use to capture visitors coming through the neighborhood. Church is a great place to make ends earn the respect of the Commons in a rule or even just a basic area. It's also a requirement that allows church to maintain its infrastructure. Besides therapy is another place of peace and professional licensed massage therapy modalities
Posted: November 16, 2008 2:04 AM
Either im way to tired, or Aaron didnt make any sense... And its a good joke =)
Posted: November 16, 2008 3:15 AM
photoshop is a beautiful thing... good thing it doesn't have a soul and isn't going to heaven...
besides... who gets the say on whether animals have souls or not. they are living things, right? i'd be pissed if i got there and couldn't have my kitty of 15 years back.
Posted: November 16, 2008 9:55 AM
An atheist and a believer are like 2 people searching in a pitch black room for a black cat that isn't there, yet they both claim they've found it! BTW; Dogs rock!!!
Posted: November 17, 2008 2:49 AM
No matter what any bible, church, agnostic or atheist says - facts are facts. Any heaven without dogs is missing one of earth's greatest joys. Or in other words, any heaven without dogs is kind of craptacular. So I guess this means no cats, squirrels, butterflies, no giraffes, no lions so friendly they lie down with lambs.
Everyone who wants to spend eternity in crapworld raise their hands.... Oh look, no one. Duh. Either build a better heaven or I don't wanna go.
This is exactly why people are afraid of dying.
Posted: November 17, 2008 7:27 AM
Dogs have souls, because they have breath-life. Gen 2:7...."And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life and man become a living soul." Anything that breaths has a soullife. However, animals do not have spirit, the direct connection between God and Humans. It is the failure of our Spiritual "leaders" to properly interpret the Bible that leads to this ignorance of God's Word. I will see my dogs and cats in Heaven.
Posted: November 18, 2008 8:01 AM
Well, I guess it depends on what Dogma you follow! HAha! But seriously, all dogs do go to heaven. Except for dogs that have urinated on my leather jacket. That one is definitely not gonna make it.
Posted: November 18, 2008 3:19 PM
God and heaven don't exist. It is an irrational belief to believe there is a space god who is all loving but still allows for suffering and sends his only son which is actually also him to earth to suffer for maybe 18 hours (from the time he was supposedly in the garden, sweating blood) when real humans today suffer for much longer periods of time in much more agonizing ways, to somehow save us from our guilt for a sin we didn't even commit. To eventually go to some magical paradise where no one is unhappy. Unless you are Buddhist or something, then you go to hell, for not accepting jesus.
Posted: November 18, 2008 8:30 PM
DUH! Does no one read the bible any more? Have we forgotten that God made creatures (dogs, cats, giraffes, lions and tigers and bears - oh my - ) BEFORE He created man and woman? This is a God of order and not of the random. In the last book of the bible (Revelation) it speaks of the lion lying with the lamb - to mean that there will be peace restored in creation. I take it that there will be dogs and cats,lambs, lions, tigers and bears in heaven. Oh my.
Posted: November 19, 2008 12:05 AM
Everyone knows that all dogs go to "Doggie Heaven", unless of course you believe as some native Americans do, that when a person dies, he goes to the "happy hunting ground". Hmmm, I wonder if dogs are hunted there. Then again, if we believe certain "Eastern" religions, then we all were probably a dog (or other animal) in another life. On the other hand there's always Roy Rogers' horse !!!
Posted: November 19, 2008 6:37 AM
riiiiiiight....
still funny, regardless of it's fakeness
Posted: November 20, 2008 8:02 AM
The scriptures clearly state that to be in Heaven we must be without Spot
does this settle it ??
Posted: November 21, 2008 6:36 PM
I'd be pleased if my dog started to crap outside, let alone gets into heaven.
The fact that we can easily call into question whether or not dogs go to heaven only confirms that I can just as easily question god/heaven in its entirety.
Posted: November 21, 2008 7:52 PM
All photoshoping journalists go to heaven where they join dogs, rocks and even those who don't get why rocks make aboslute sense.
Posted: November 21, 2008 10:09 PM
They are obviously photoshopped, yes.
But the point is that they are funny. Are they not? So who cares? I'm so sick of everyone complaining that things are photoshopped. Get over it. Most of the stuff you see online is photoshopped anyway . Just have a good laugh and stop overanalyzing things.
Posted: November 22, 2008 7:47 AM
If God created it, it has a soul. He created everything from the rocks to you and me and more than we can conceive. Fussing about it either feeds the ego or the wallet - or both. Logic is a human experience and God doesn't play by our rules. Everything on earth is a grain of sand to be tossed and turned by time. Find a way to enjoy your moment. You have a finite amount of time. Every day is a life-experience.
Posted: November 30, 2008 12:04 AM
dog is god backwards, how can you doubt?
Posted: January 7, 2009 2:42 PM
Very funny and made me laugh. What a gift it is to really be able to laugh at the sillyness. What a gift it is to understand about rocks!
Thanks to whoever created/submitted this rare and destined to be famous morsel.
Posted: June 13, 2009 7:09 PM
will we see churches for dogs soon. no wonder,in this crazy world.
Posted: July 3, 2009 10:25 AM