March 11, 2005
Taking Her For a Ride
Ms. Blog was taken for a Ride today, from which questionable experience she appears to have emerged relatively unscathed, save for a few paper cuts. We wish her well in her new endeavors, a set of sentiments without which we would feel compelled to chide her for her churlish, childish dippings into so diaristic a terrain.
Here is a short list of other erstwhile recommendations we would (otherwise) apply to her no doubt unwilling ear:
- Avoid deep stairwells whenever possible.
- Try to keep your parrots polysyllabic, preferably.
- Never take the advice of an overstarched blogger.
Posted by dichtel at 03:21 PM | Comments (0)